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Perverted Pleasures - A Tribute To Umbrella Heaven

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1.
Your Skin Your skin, so fresh, so free from blame So soft, so pure, I feel ashamed When it transfixes me again You know i have to stay My aching bones, my limbs of clay My eyes feel sore, my brain feels grey But you can keep the pain at bay And that's all I can ask for Kiss my aching bones again Each twisted muscle, every sprain Kisses take away the pain If only for a moment Have I been alive too long Or am I just doing it all wrong? Could I feel as if I belong And would I like it if I did? I don't know how I got this way But you can keep the ache away You can make me feel okay And that's all I can ask for That's all I can ask for Your skin keeps my decay at bay Your skin keeps my decay at bay Your skin keeps my decay at bay And that's all I can ask for Your skin keeps my decay at bay And that's all I can ask for
2.
Oranges I've come a hundred miles to see you for the last time Surprised that when I see you, still reminds me of the first time And I should be being sombre now that we're at the end But all I want to do right now's compare my notes with your best friend Because all that talk about forever was always yours anyhow And I didn't believe you then so I'm not exactly startled now And perhaps I should stand up and tell you how it doesn't have to be But I'm feeling kind of tired and anyway it seems to me You're not worth fighting any more You're not worth fighting any more You're not worth fighting any more You're not worth fighting any more So here we are once more, taking up your precious time All those things you could be doing, better options on your mind So I coax you through the motions, continuing what we've both begun It wasn't meant to be hard work but these days no one has much fun And sure he's got the background and, yes, he's got the grace But tomorrow you'll be yearning for oranges thrown at your face You're not worth fighting any more You're not worth fighting any more You're not worth fighting any more You're not worth fighting any more Count the rings around my eyes, that's one for every scene Guess I keep on taking it because that's the way it's always been And you can talk about the pleasures that blossom from this pain But life's too short to reinvent the wheel time and time again You're not worth fighting any more You're not worth fighting any more You're not worth fighting any more You're not worth fighting any more
3.
Blood On Your Hands Start spreading the news You're leaving tonight You talked it so good But now nothing is right There's a shake in your voice You say you only just learned How someone was pushed While your back was turned There's blood on your hands There's blood on your hands And your prints on the wall And your alibi It means nothing at all Because these things can be bought If you pay the right price But to the jury you're facing today Such forays cut no ice You're packing your bag Figure it out It's time to be moving out Get out of our life and take her with you Get out of our life and take her with you So you're packing your bags Catching the last train The circle is closing in And they've figured your name Soon the bad dreams will stop You'll sleep soundly again A new order is here And no one will complain Figure it out It's time to be moving out Get out of our life and take her with you Get out of our life and take her with you
4.
Never Leave Your Lover In The Summer I don't need to take a tablet To feel close to you We're already there We're already there But hasn't it become a habit I can feel too close to you Too close to bear It can feel too close to bear And when we say the same words at the same time Doesn't beguile anymore Or make me smile anymore I just crave fresh conversation And these days I find your vague suggestions They beg the question Hearing only hesitation But with a pot of fresh coffee, newspapers in the sun Nothing can be so bad, nothing can be so bad See what a boost to serotonin's done Nothing can be so bad, nothing can be so bad Oh you should never leave your lover in the summer I couldn't struggle through this heat unaided Even if I keep you at an arm's length Till the first frost comes we won't be separated But with a pot of fresh coffee, newspapers in the sun Nothing can be so bad, nothing can be so bad See what a boost to serotonin's done Nothing can be so bad, nothing can be so bad
5.
Monstrous Lies I’m in the business of telling monstrous lies I’ll rewrite recent history before your eyes Before resorting to the truth I’ll have numerous tries And stretching credibility to fabricate incessantly I’m in the business of telling monstrous lies Nothing I say should come as a surprise And how long will it be before you realise That there’s no way that I’ll reveal What’s real if I can just conceal Even the minutest details And yet in honest moments I know What it all comes down to is I believe everything you say What it all comes down to is I believe everything you say I’m in the business of telling monstrous lies Flirting with disaster, I can still hear their cries While my deceitful ways brought me first prize So now I’ve confessed it may come as a surprise But I’d never suspect that you ever told me lies And I’d be outraged if I thought otherwise I have to believe all I see I want to trust you totally Yes, I need the security That in my darkest moments I know What it all comes down to is I believe everything you say What it all comes down to is I believe everything you say
6.
Perverted Pleasure I know it’s not my business But does he treat you well? Because the way you are these days You know it’s hard to tell You just make dark suggestions Then slip away to confession Your Catholic guilt has the better of you Affects the way you feel but not what you do It’s not a perverted pleasure It’s not a perverted pleasure It’s not a perverted pleasure I just want to hear it in your own words And when did you last laugh? I think it’s quite a while You’re a ghost of your former self I miss the way you used to smile And does his passion compensate For always feeling so third rate? Can you tell me what he does That gives you such a mighty buzz? It’s not a perverted pleasure It’s not a perverted pleasure It’s not a perverted pleasure I just want to hear it in your own words It’s not a perverted pleasure It’s not a perverted pleasure It’s not a perverted pleasure I just want to hear it from your own lips It’s not a perverted pleasure I don’t mean to pry It’s not a perverted pleasure But if he’s making you cry It’s not a perverted pleasure So if you'd just try ... I just want to hear it in your own words I just want to hear from your own lips I just want to hear from your own lips From your lips, from your lips Your lips, your lips, your lips, your lips
7.
Harm Hello, I’m your greatest fan I’m glad to be your friend I’ll lay my life down in your name Defend you till the end But please don’t be misguided By my loyalty and charm Because you’ve got something that I want And I mean you harm It’s not that I am jealous Or unhappy with my lot Maybe I’m a collector Trying to fill a slot So that’s why I tread lightly I don’t want to cause alarm But you are just a stepping stone And I mean you harm With half as big a head and twice as big a brain My actions wouldn’t surprise you But still you keep on trusting me And making me despise you Now it might seem disloyal To treat you as I do To go on in this manner And still face up to you But I’m the prince of the poker face The king of keeping calm And what you’ve got is what I want And I mean you harm With half as big a head and twice as big a brain My actions wouldn’t surprise you But still you keep on trusting me And making me despise you But you won’t be aware of my campaign I wouldn’t want to annoy you No I won’t interfere with your routine As I set out to destroy you Yes I’m the prince of the poker face The king of keeping calm And what you’ve got is what I want And I mean you harm
8.
Soulmate Sometimes you treat me as if I’m your mother But I never feel that I’m your boss Because when you get that mad fixed stare I’m like some irritating bug Too big for you to squash You only go, you only go As far as you far as you have to He only knows, he only knows As much as he has to And me, I’m plastic elastic When you say: let’s go dancing in the woods You’re bulldozing your way through tomorrow’s guilt So far you’ve always come up with the goods You only go, you only go As far as you far as you have to He only knows, he only knows As much as he has to Some people, they have to know everything And they still won’t make up their mind Some people, you tell them everything And it drives them out of their minds Breaking my back for you You never asked me to Giving my life to you What else was there to do? Soulmate, won’t you be my soulmate Soulmate, won’t you be my soulmate Soulmate, won’t you be my soulmate Soulmate, won’t you be my soulmate Breaking my back for you You never asked me to Giving my life to you What else was there to do?
9.
The Distance Between Us In the space between you and me There are only twelve minutes between us In the time it takes to drive from here to home I could lose everything there ever was between us You can’t mistrust everyone You don’t want to be watching all the time So where does trusting end and neglect begin? Seems you were right all the time Some feelings fade But these ones vanished overnight I’m just the driver, I’ll drive you till the morning I’m still waiting for it to turn light And in the night time in the place where you used to be There are a dozen screaming harpies chasing after me I turn the music up to chase them from my head They just scream louder Oh, please don’t make me go to bed You can’t mistrust everyone You don’t want to be watching all the time So where does trusting end and neglect begin? Seems you were right all the time And I was wrong Wake up, enjoy seven blissful seconds Before you remember that you’re on your own Is this the day you dare to dip your toes in? Or are you going to stay shut away another day? How can I stand another day? You can’t mistrust everyone You don’t want to be watching all the time So where does trusting end and neglect begin? Seems you were right all the time And I was wrong
10.
Sleepyhead Hey hey hey, sleepyhead Does life hurt so much you can't leave your bed? Why don't you seize the day instead? What's out there that inspires such dread? You'd rather sleep for a hundred years Sleep till that handsome prince appears These young pretenders who beat down your door They don't understand what a bed is for Early to bed and late to rise The world seems gentler when you shut your eyes Asleep in the corner is where you belong Dozing through life because life's too long Hey hey hey, spliffy head Block out the little day you have left Does life hurt so much you can't bear to be Exposed to untempered reality? A schoolgirl takes a short-cut home She's going to lose that will to roam Does life hurt so much you can't be around Unless the world's in soft focus, the sound turned down? Early to bed and late to rise The world seems gentler when you shut your eyes Block out the memories, block out the screams And hope you don't remember your dreams
11.
Penicillin V More soup or I’m going to waste away You see I can’t swallow my food My head’s so hot I can’t focus my brain Or lighten up my mood I’m in a sports car Letting rip through roads with hidden bends I’m on the waltzer Spinning fast on rides that never end And is it you who’s making me Feel this bad? Can it really be you who’s making me Feel this bad? Is it down to you that I should Feel this bad? Or will I be alright with a course of penicillin V? A course of penicillin V Seems these days I’m on the periphery Lost puppy, trailing round I feel I’ve missed the point completely Still standing when you’ve all gone to ground A hammer to knock my brains out A saw to sever nerves A chisel to change my features Sandblast them all to curves I can’t believe it’s you who’s making me Feel this bad I was never so gone you could Make me feel this bad It can’t be down to you that I should Feel this bad I know I’ll be alright with a shot Of penicillin V A shot of penicillin V Mix me a nostrum for each cough and sneeze There’s nothing a strong dose of tablets won’t ease I thought it was losing you made me feel poor But it’s only a bug and I’m taking the cure
12.
Perverted Pleasure I know it’s not my business But does he treat you well? Because the way you are these days You know it’s hard to tell You just make dark suggestions Then slip away to confession Your Catholic guilt has the better of you Affects the way you feel but not what you do It’s not a perverted pleasure It’s not a perverted pleasure It’s not a perverted pleasure I just want to hear it in your own words And when did you last laugh? I think it’s quite a while You’re a ghost of your former self I miss the way you used to smile And does his passion compensate For always feeling so third rate? Can you tell me what he does That gives you such a mighty buzz? It’s not a perverted pleasure It’s not a perverted pleasure It’s not a perverted pleasure I just want to hear it in your own words It’s not a perverted pleasure It’s not a perverted pleasure It’s not a perverted pleasure I just want to hear it from your own lips It’s not a perverted pleasure I don’t mean to pry It’s not a perverted pleasure But if he’s making you cry It’s not a perverted pleasure So if you'd just try ... I just want to hear it in your own words I just want to hear from your own lips I just want to hear from your own lips From your lips, from your lips Your lips, your lips, your lips, your lips
13.
Right Side Of The River Home is anywhere that I decide it's going to be Right now a small provincial town Could be the perfect place for me Somewhere ... Ambition’s just a symptom of somebody’s insecurity I know I can stay content just give me the right territory Somewhere that I can learn the names To all the faces in a week Not drown in the banality Of some aimless suburban clique I can’t recall How I lost it all I just love the sound As it all rebounds Home is anywhere that I decide it’s going to be Right now a small provincial town Could be the perfect place for me Welcome them and nurture them Till the end I’ll see it through But now it’s you who’s calling me Cos you know I‘m part of you I can’t recall How I lost it all I just love the sound As it all rebounds Stay on the right side of the river Stay on the right side of the town Stay on the right side of the river Stay on the right side of me

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Produced and Mastered by Joël Bourret

All songs written by Simon Aldous
umbrellaheaven.bandcamp.com


Umbrella Heaven were a 90's indie band that enjoyed a cult following in the U.K. They released four albums and three singles from 1992-2000. Umbrella Heaven vocalist, Simon Aldous, formed indie label BoogleWonderland Records and released records by Hefner, MELT, Joan, and Claire Lemmon.

"I first saw Umbrella Heaven in 1994 at The Venue New Cross in south London, and bought their CD "Do You Hate Me" and 1st cassette after the gig. These albums went into heavy rotation back at the flat. The tribute album came about after I recorded the Umbrella Heaven song "Harm" in my studio. Out of respect, I shared the recording with Simon to get his blessing. He said that he loved what I'd done, and then informed me that I was the only artist to ever cover one of his songs. My first reaction was - we need to change this. I proceeded to contact musicians who were fans, then others, like myself who were indebted to Simon's generosity. Other artists had never heard this band before, but were impressed by Simon Aldous' lyrics and songs and were not only happy to contribute a cover, but excited by discovering a new (old) band. So here we have 13 artists from U.K., Canada, U.S.A., and Sweden all re-imagining “The Brollies” songs." - Joël Bourret




:::: The Umbrella Heaven story ::::

Umbrella Heaven formed in 1991 following the dissolution of The Umbrella Farm, which splintered into Sidi Bou Said and Umbrella Heaven. With the lineup of Simon Aldous (vocal), Claire Lemmon (lead guitar, vocal), Tim Foxley (drums) and Andy Holliman (bass), they recorded an eponymous 10-track cassette album. This was recorded and mixed by Robin Morgan.
By the end of 1993, they added Robin Morgan (keyboard) and Sidi Bou Said's drummer Melanie Woods taking over from Tim, who moved to rhythm guitar. In 1994, they released a 7" single, Perverted Pleasure, on their own BoogleWonderland label, which received radio and press exposure.
1995 saw the live shows continue as well as the recording of the Do You Hate Me? album and a second 7" single, Right Side Of The River.
Towards the end of the year, Simon and Robin took over an industrial unit in Greenwich, London which they turned into the rehearsal and recording studio, Café Eric. Once the studio was operational the band began recording their next album, Chosen To Be Frozen. This was released in autumn 1997, preceded by the single, New Friend.
During this period, Claire and Melanie left to focus on Sidi Bou Said and were replaced by Cathy Harabaras (drums) and Andrea Thorn (lead guitar). A year later, Robin left to be replaced by former Linus bassist, Jennifer Denitto (keyboard).
Umbrella Heaven made their final album, Light Sleeper, during 2000, by which time Claire Lemmon had returned to the band. The album was produced by Darren Hayman, whose band Hefner had their first two 7" singles released on BoogleWonderland records.
By May 2001 the band was running out of steam and they played their final show at the Bull & Gate in London. - Simon Aldous

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released April 22, 2022

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